In honor of Presidents Day
February 21, 2012 at 2:33 am 2 comments
A history lesson from Flowergirl:
George Washington was the first president and he had curly hair that was a wig. He was a farmer and worked at a farm. Oh, yeah! He got a pony tail at the back like a girl. Whenever he became the first president……wait, no! That was the other one.
Abraham Lincoln went and bought a 40 foot tall hat. He kept papers in his hat. Then they fell out and he had to pick them up. He put his papers in his hat because to be a president he had a dirty little office. So he didn’t have no place to put his papers, so he just put them in his hat because that was his idea. He’s on a penny and a five dollar bill. And maybe also a dime. Or a quarter. Abraham Lincoln is sooooo tall. He was famous. Really, really famous and everyone saw him.
Oh, mom! One of them went to someplace and he found Indians and they didn’t fart.
The end.
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Mary | February 21, 2012 at 4:59 am
And the Indians didn’t fart! Wish she mentioned where that was, because I have a house full of gassy Native Americans I would send there.
Love this,
Mary
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Secret Pepper person | February 26, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I never knew this about Abraham Lincoln’s hat but it makes complete sense.I wish I knew what tribe doesn’t fart. I would move to their reservation. Of course I’d have to leave my children behind….hmmmmm…..